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There is someone out there with a resume that says

Statistical Market Researcher, 2007-2009

Filthy Cum-Whore Enterprises, Ltd.

Conducted longtitudinal cross-market demographic survey and statistical study on preferences of porn viewers for consistency of jizz in bukkake and non-bukkake scenarios. Set up double-blind experiments comparing thicker gooier money shots with liquidy sweet ones (control group). Performed regression analysis with SAS and Matlab, used statistical modeling to come up with optimum spooge viscosity. Led to 28% revenue increase after cum consistency optimization.

I'm sure you know the people involved with Coursera. What are the top differences that you see between Udacity and Coursera? What is your relationship like with them?

I hope that 'prolonged life expectancy' is listed as a benefit of being an astronaut.

Life expectancy changes:

+0.014 seconds from time dilation effects

-18 years from radiation, effects of prolonged zero-g, and risks of serious accidents.

They roughly cancel each other out.

Is lexiphanicism an example of lexiphanicism?

How much did you pay to get this upvoted? How many upvotes did you buy? Do you feel it was worth the investment? What other methods of marketing are you planning on pursuing?