helping porn stars do their taxes, cooking them dinner, doing their laundry, helping them write thank you notes to fans, maybe signing up for insurance, registering to vote

lots of states torpedoed their programs just to make ACA look bad.

ducks have weird angry penises, if it were horse sized it'd be fatal. i read a paper on a guy who spent years studying duck genitalia and he basically said it was like Cthulhu down there.

you made $100.05 sucking dick last night? who gave you the nickle?

All of them

Heart shaped nipples

these are neat, good call