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rusty_reviews_sex875 karma

Not a word of a lie:

I'm more of a marketing student than anything, and my girlfriend's dad sent my resume to some friends.

I got an email from my (now) boss asking if I would be interested in doing condomania.com

"Sure" I thought, "I can learn about condos"

I was very fucking stoked to learn I wouldn't be writing about Real Estate :)

rusty_reviews_sex847 karma

Did you... sanitize... it?

That's the equivalent of when you buy shrimp out of the trunk of an '84 Cutlass 500 miles from the ocean.

rusty_reviews_sex467 karma

At this job: zero

At life: two, and each time I vow not to ever again (no disrespect to anyone who does)

rusty_reviews_sex440 karma

I got re-curious like a re-cat

rusty_reviews_sex436 karma

My girlfriend is a willing participant if I need to test things. No vibrators (yet), but she's be cool with me doing everything except publishing her name... she rules :)