ryan_pequin

I was actually parked behind you, admiring your handsome face, lit up by your phone. I was very sweaty.

I have actually, but only one, and Ryan is a very popular name so that has to say something. Also, hi Ryan.

I would say "How do you like THIS?" and then karate chop myself in the head or neck

Spoilers: It actually is in the graveyard

That comic still makes me laugh. I'm too proud of it.