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Would you rather fight a whale-sized lobster or 100 lobster-sized whales?

her EMT friend

That's what she told you. In fact he was a junkie...

I heard Ryan had an impostor on Facebook. How will you know whether you're marrying the right one?

This is nothing. Have you seen what people have been doing with the death of Jesus?

Two questions: 1) Why do you hate Apple? You're such a hater. 2) Why do you love Apple? You're such a fanboy.

But seriously, I think you're pretty consistent across the shows as to your current likes/don't likes.