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I've got my eyes on the Heisman.

If you happen to play quarterback, please submit your resume to The Chiefs.

Jim,

Thank you for doing this AMA. I live in the 6th District, and I have a few questions for you:

1. I work for a small consulting firm in Coon Rapids that employs about 100 people. We specialize in acquiring land rights for energy companies so pipelines, wind turbines, and other energy-related things can be built on private land. Would you vote in favor of the Keystone XL Pipeline? Why or why not? In your opinion, how important is it to the economy for America to become energy independent?

2. Do you think Michele Bachmann has ‘McCarthy-like’ qualities? Why do you think people in our district vote for a candidate that runs on a platform of anti-intellectualism and fear?

3. During your debates with Bachmann, will you bring up the fact that she believes God told her to run for President?

4. If you defeat Bachmann, can we have an awesome party at the Graves 601 Hotel?

5. If you are elected, will you give me your endorsement when I run for Mayor of Lexington, MN? I really think I could bring some positive change to the community. For example, it is currently illegal to take a left turn from Woodland Road onto Lake Drive. That’s how you get to the interstate(!) and it needs to change immediately. I look forward to your endorsement and getting together so we can build strong policies for a strong Lexington.

6. What hair product do you use? This style is nothing short of fabulous.

"During Michele Bachmann's primary run, Daily Show writers got home to their families by 5:00 P.M. everyday. So I guess she brings people together."

When you show the video to women, do you get insta-laid?

How are we supposed to figure out the Middle East when we can't even get fucking Lake Drive fixed?