spiderlanewales

This might be the greatest AmA ever.

I also want to marry OP. Any interest in fighting this out at a local Waffle House?

This might be out of left field, but how do you feel about the "Florida Man" stereotype of the state that exists online due to what appears to be a large amount of bizarre news stories coming out of FL?

Thanks for doing this!

........are you a storm chaser?

And the best disaster cleanup crew available. It'd probably be back up and running within days unless it was completely obliterated.