t0mbstone

How many of these facts about you are actually true?

I live by myself. If I'm taking my vitamins in the morning and they go down the wrong way and I start choking to death but manage to dial 911 before passing out (and all you hear is some weird noises), what are my chances of being rescued before I die, and will it matter if I leave my apartment door unlocked and make sure my phone is in my pocket before I take my vitamins?

Uh... ok. So it's been 42 minutes and I'm seeing 295 comments so far, but not one single response from "thekevin" to any of the questions. Did I miss something?