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The mall near where I used to live, honest to god, had a midget security guard. A little person in a little drill instructor type hat and mall cop uniform. It was adorable. Movie opportunity missed. Galleria mall near Buffalo, NY.

Nor can the Forest Service afford to buy basic office supplies, or hire essential employees. Source: I'm a Forest Service Employee

Holy shit, Dennis fucking Miller! You were the best anchor on SNL, Dennis. The best. I don't have cable, so I have no clue what you've been doing lately, so uh, what are you doing lately? Also, I need a book to read. Can you recommend me a book to read? I want to be reading a book, and have someone ask me why I'm reading it, and be able able to say "because Dennis Miller personally recommended I read this."

God dammit I knew that was DHP, I was so confused when I found the character was played by "Doug Jones".

Direct him where exactly?