tedbradly

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Do you think something like this could work for my penis?

You don't use the word "trending" without it meaning prediction based on past changes based on linear regression. Technically, you can have a trend with zero slope, but the word trend is accompanied by a tacit statement that the slope is nonzero. To wit, your "it would be different" statement about which you talked is the reality.

You know how sports players are widely criticized for being paid way too much for meaningless shit? How do you feel knowing you are in the same boat? If you could go back, would you read more literature, develop skills, and enter a career that stresses personal development and intellectual satisfaction instead of showing your nude body off?

I don't get why you can't just say the number you'll make, you've wrapped it up in a misleading way. Does that tax figure include state income tax? Are you even in a state that taxes income? Does "uncle sam" tax only include federal taxes? Are you implying you'll make 160k - 180k "If the trending continues"? Are you smart enough to realize the fallacy of applying a linear regression and supposing it will continue forever? Hint: most things are nonlinear. The trend will not continue indefinitely, and it very well may not continue over any period in the future.

Instead, if you want to brag about your income, you should just say how much you've made in how much time. Give us the data, not your interpretation of it that derives from a high school education using Excel's features mindlessly.