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thereaper843962 karma

The important stuff for my wife ;)

thereaper842777 karma

I don't remember it but from what I'm told this is how it happen. I lived in Florida at the time, was almost 2 years old. I was outside on one of those baby swings and I managed to get out. My mom was watching me through the window and didn't think I'd be able to get out but some how I did. She didn't see me get out because she turned around for a second and when she turned back I was gone. She ran outside to find me but by the time she got to me I had managed to get into the shed where the gasoline and stuff was stored for the lawn equipment and so on. I had dumped the gasoline on myself and next to me was the hot water heater and when the pilot light ignited it caused the gasoline on me to ignite. My mom tried pulling me out but she kept getting my skin eventually she got me and rolled me out. During this the neighbors called 911 and fire departments and so on showed up. I was rushed to the hospital in a helicopter and doctors told my family I had a 1% chance to survive the night. Obviously I survived.

thereaper842197 karma

lol, that's hilarious seeing as I love zombies.

Hmmm, let me think.....well now that you mention it I do have a craving for human flesh now and then......

thereaper842090 karma

With children I don't mind, I often find children to be nicer than teenagers and adults. When a kid stares I usually smile or wave or I hug my kids in front of them to show that I'm not going to hurt them. Usually my kids notice people staring first and will run up to me and hug me and play with me to show that I'm safe.

On the other hand though when teenagers and adults just stare, or make disgusted faces, I get pretty pissed. A lot of times groups of teens will walk by me and laugh or say something rude. Even adults have done it but I try to ignore it. My oldest though gets very pissed.

thereaper841870 karma

lol