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theusernameiwanted751 karma

No, divorce courts usually take a little while longer.

badum-tish

theusernameiwanted135 karma

It's not an inexpensive hobby.

WHAT?! Throws down aviators

theusernameiwanted97 karma

In my field, dreams are easy to come by.

If you ever write a book, this should be the lead off line.

If you don't write a book, this will be the lead off line of mine.

theusernameiwanted89 karma

PENIS. EVERYWHERE

theusernameiwanted60 karma

If you are unaware of the internet rules

Rule 34: (paraphrase) If it exists, there is a porn version

Rule 35: (paraphrase) If it exists, and there is not a porn version, someone is making a porn version