tyson1988

I was dragged into a bachelorette party in Gansevoorte Roof Top, Manhattan. It was fun, I got a lot of attention from a handful of attractive girls. There was also one gay guy.

Free drinks, nice conversation, some kissing, some discreet fingering :)

Then, upon suggestion I gave the bride to be a lap dance. As soon as I turned around with my back to everyone, I felt E. Honda's slap of a thousand hands on my ass.

I'm not sure who the fuck slapped me. Probably everyone, including the gay guy, and that one big girl that every group has.

At the same time, one of the girls was recording it on her smart phone.

I felt surprisingly objectified, degraded and humiliated.

10/10 would do it again though.

I'm 29 and at a cross roads in my life where I want to dramatically change careers and I think comedy might be what I really want.

What would you say to someone like me?

Thank you :)

One incredible fact when Ron Paul was running for president in 2012, he had more donations from active duty military than the entire GOP condidates (sic) AND Obama combined.

Do you have Ron Paul from 2012?

As a libertarian, my answer would be to stop first incarcerating people for non-violent crimes such as consuming or distributing drugs, prostitution, etc.

The long answer to your question lies in a video called "Law Without Government" on Youtube...