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uncoiledspaghetti324 karma

Immediately walk to Oak Street Beach and grab a bike

When in Chicago, steal a bike.
- Jeremy Piven

uncoiledspaghetti220 karma

You were so much cooler than Harley Keiner.

uncoiledspaghetti129 karma

Kind of sad your favorite line was deleted.

uncoiledspaghetti114 karma

an actual reason

So "because it's creepy" isn't good enough, then?

uncoiledspaghetti70 karma

SHHHutthefuckupaboutthemonkeyjoustingtheycanneverknow