vnoir

Dearest Lazarus,

It has come to my attention that you have recently been in correspondence with one "Jourdy288". During this brief exchange, you provided an introduction to a drink called a "Vodka Martini" and equated it with one far superior in quality and taste.

It fell to me, one familiar with both libations, to correct this obvious error. A martini made with vodka is not a martini at all, but an entirely different drink altogether. Should you wish to confirm this information for yourself, which I highly encourage in most regards, I recommend checking with the reputable Judge John Hodgeman. His thoughts should, undoubtedly, confirm my claims to your satisfaction.

Disgracefully yours,

V. Noir

Dearest Pirate,

Your generosity is appreciated. Most pirates I have met in my travels have shown an acute affinity for gold and few have been so kind as to share their spoils.

It is with humble gratitude that I accept this gift. I am an unworthy recipient of such a valuable honor.

Disgracefully yours,

V. Noir

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