weighingthedog

White:

Another fucking school shooting.

Actually overdosing on marijuana.

Peyton Manning's five head.

Finding the perfect Cards Against Humanity card.

[A card that is just a picture of Donald Trump's face that says "TRUMP CARD"]

Listening to "Friday" by Rebecca Black on a Thursday.

A really shitty book.

Giving a fuck about the Oxford Comma.

Growing a beard to fit in.

Lumbersexuals using an axe as a fashion accessory.

So, can I write for you or something?

So, I remember seeing on Twitter awhile ago that you had a pretty nifty idea for a Jurassic Park sequel/reboot. Care to share?