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whatthefuckisareddit1046 karma

As a lonely, straight man, I could go for some cuddling...

whatthefuckisareddit631 karma

Yes? Please, go on.

whatthefuckisareddit403 karma

Like the man with the million dollar penis is going to dick bump him.. COME ON!!

whatthefuckisareddit116 karma

Well, Russell Simmons is vegan, so chicken tenders aren't his thing...

whatthefuckisareddit111 karma

Do they crumple or fold the TP?