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xchrisxsays1100 karma

So they put you in... The birdcage?

xchrisxsays727 karma

Ha! Classic Canseco!

xchrisxsays601 karma

Well if you happen to need anymore advice on being 17 and a virgin you've certainly come to the right place.

xchrisxsays583 karma

Some careers are not for everyone, don't panic because it doesn't work out for one person!

xchrisxsays496 karma

This means NO SHAVING, which for you I think means you will reach wizard status before the third inning of your first playoff game.