zamoose

Rochard is the physics-based platformer that Trine tried so hard to be. Kudos to you!

He's actually been married before, to Abraham Lincoln, Explosion GOD!.

But then they got divorced.

PS: Still totally not at the zoo.

Nope. Book Cop already did it. Ask Axe Cop #39 & Ask Axe Cop #40

Yes. Malachai Draws.

Super bummed that the Moon Warriors bit it, but at least it was the God of All Bears that did them in.

Yup, hit the Contact page and select "Ask Axe Cop!" from the drop-down.