chillin with mewes on a MONDAY

Only question: How many days you been sober Jay?(congrats it advance)

1089 days today ...THANK YOU

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we shot it with themind set of first person shooter and documentary style, where my character is following the vigilante and has cameras mounted all over the guns and body of such ...therefore there is shots from gin POV ,Body POV and from my character camera that he is following them with , it has turned out awesome and is gonna get only better..

As for the comedy element i was not attempting to be funny but while describing some of the story and action ETC.. i am goofy so therefore it comes of somewhat funny .....

i am excited about this cuz not only am i acting in i am producing and gonna direct a couple episodes i am putting my heart and soul into this :)

Thganks

How's the sober life treating you?

it has been great sincerely ,with working,Meetings,friends and family. it has kept me busy and on track ...so things are good :0.. Thank you for asking

Are you excited for Clerks 3 and do you have any input into the writing?

Also, Hawks or Bruins!?

Bruins!!!!

Clerks 3 is hoonestly amazing , i am not just saying such cuz it is kevin but seriously when i read it made me smile , laugh, cry and get a straight up BONER !!!!!!!

Do you consider yourself the c.l.i.t commander?

i do i do...i try to practice and continue to master on the regular

HEY ALL ,THANK YOU

Will Be back Later to answer the questions i missed..!!!!

When you get a SEC Check out

https://chill.com/VigilanteDiaries/1-2

Have a Sexy DAY!!!!

On a scale that starts with snooch and ends with snooch to the absolute motherfucking kickass nooch, how good is Kevin's "Clerks 3" shaping up?

it is a mother fucking snootch to the motherfuckin snootch kickin ass nootch!!!!!!!!!!

Have you considered broadcasting some of your Dungeons and Dragons games via Twitch using Roll20? Almost like podcasting but instead you play a DnD game where everyone can see the board and hear you and whoever else in your D&D session.

That souynds AWESOME. i havnt played in a bit with us touring for GROOVY MOVIE and Shooting this series.

free on MACHINIMA ETC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o63Tv1RbJEw

but sounds awesome and really would love to. thanks for the info!!!!!!

Seriously been refreshing the last 10 minute. your late jay! j/k, I love you.

1. Thank you for making Boo Boo Kitty Fuck my husbands nick name for me.

2. How awesome was it to be naked in 3/4 of Zack & Miri? (nice body by the way)

3. I've watched all of KSmiths movies 10x over. Jay is definitely one of my favorite characters being as dirty & raunchy as myself. Which one of the series of these movies was your most enjoyable? Clerks of course set it off...but of all if them, which one was your fav?

4. I love you, please come do the The Silence of the Lambs sexy dance at my next birthday.

i am not late silly i have been here.... he is my boo boo kitty fuck.

Thank you for the nice body and it was not so bad ..my biggest concern really was my family seeing and the mother in law.

i will try and dance at next birthday with a new dance silennce of the mewes :)

and MALLRATS was my fav to shoot,and is my fav to watch !!! stan lee and three breasted fortune teller !!!!!!!!

I heard Kevin talk a lot about how you've really helped people doing "Get Old." I'm sure lots of people have gotten courage to face their demons hearing your stories. However, have you had any instances where people actually used you as justification to keep using drugs, kind of like "it can't be that bad. Mewes survived."?

Also, in I think episode 1 of Get Old, you told Kevin that you don't know why you used drugs. Have your insights improved since then?

i have not had any instances where i am aware of someone saying "he did it and lived " and used that to justify it.... but hopefully not because i hope they hear that just cause i am doing better it is never over ..i have been lucky with wife,kevin and everyone who listens to podcast and supports me and meeting ETC.... but again it never ends making sure i never get to the thought of i can have one beer or one this or that....... so again i hope no one ever feels that way...

As for my insight on why , i think it has do do with it being in family genes and such just bad blood :)

thank you

Hey Mewes! What was your favourite part of Dogma? and working with on the set?

my fav part is when ben and matt are at moobys board room.

and for me working on the day i got to shoot uzi and blast wings off :)

When people recognize you on the street, do they make you say Snoochie Boochies?

they ask for snootchie bootchies. and also the F song :)

boo boo kitty is also another one i get

I know you've heard this a million times but congrats on quitting. I myself am "in recovery" as well. Even though I hate that phrase. I prefer to call myself retired. Temptation is a dirty bitch and it's the hardest thing anyone can go through, no one really knows unless you've gone through it. I'm glad your still around and doing movies. Thanks for all your work.

Thank you i really appreciate it , really!!! have a fantastic day

Will Jay and Randall finally have it out in Clerks 3?

They Finally Fuck...Just kidding , i am not sure i can say :)

If you had, would you bone Wolverine or Deadpool?

deadpool, i feel he would make it as painless as poss. he would crack jokes and make me smile before wooops ......

still dance? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8

every chance i get i will do a tuck dance :)

Favorite Jay and Silent bob movie? Which was most fun to shoot? Which do you think turned out best?

MALLRATS was my favorite movie to watch and shoot.i had a blast with jason lee ,stan lee ,ethan suplee and everyone really.

it was our first studio movie and it was surreal to me the whole time.

love MALLRATS

I never, ever tire of hearing young Jay stories from Walt & Bry. Looking for some guy's sunglasses then getting an invite to come stay with him? Hilarious.

hope they dont tell everything they remember ,,NOOTCH. it has been awesome knowing and working with all these guys for so long ... 25+ yrs wowsers

Holy crap jason muthafucken mewes I loved the vigilante diaries episodes 1 and 2 cant wait for the next installment! Does thia dark setting make you crave for some of the darker days in your life, primarily drugs?

Thank you , i am really stoked about this series and what we have done and what we have to come. there is 8 more episodes written and it just gets better and better. it doesnt make me think or crave any drug. just some hip hip doooogan :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o63Tv1RbJEw

Electronic cigarettes, are you still using them? Whats your set up and favorite flavor?

also you should check out r/electronic_cigarette

i been trying , E-CIG and i would say RED-BULL fav Flavor

2 important questions:

1. Did you have a good birthday?
2. Why wasn't I invited for cake?

Less important questions:

1. How did you get involved with Chill?
2. Do you think this will be a good model going forward for TV like shows (subscription based episodes where users have to subscribe before new episodes are even filmed)?

1. Yes it was fantastic. BBQ with couple pals and wife and pups.
2. it was last minute and didnt think you could make it

1.buddy of mine had worked with them and put us together. 2.yes i think this can really help with other shows so there is no waiting for studios and such to answer with a yes and or no especially when a show is loved and awesome and the studio still seems to cancel........

this project is awesome check it out..

free on MACHINIMA ETC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o63Tv1RbJEw

Just re watched clerks 2 a couple nights ago and i wanted to thank you for the part of the movie where you tuck your dick and balls between your legs. This was the most hilariously random thing in the movie. Also (maybe more directed towards kevin) thanks for including the drive on rt 35 in the begining of the movie, it was pretty crazy seeing places I drive by every day on the big screen.

Sweet thank you and it was nice intering touck for a little TUCK. i was hoping no-one or maybe someone to see balls and cock tucked from back :)

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and why? Just throwing something different out there.

i really want to go to rio de janeiro, i want to go to top of that hill and see big statue.

What is the hardest part about being the character Jay?

edit: becoming*

so far it has been pretty easy since i have been doing the character for so many years plus jay is exactly the way i was at 14 :)

Sup Jay?

What's your favorite spot to eat in NJ?

broadway diner in RED BANK......PORK ROLL/EGG/Cheese YUMMY

If you could do a cameo in any upcoming Marvel project which one would you pick and what would you like your lines to be?

BLADE movie, MORBIUS i would be and i would say " i am gonna Bite That ASS"

When filming, how much of your dialogue is scripted and how much of it is improv?

Also, this is awesome that you're doing this and I've been a fan of yours since I saw Mallrats as a kid.

Thank you, mallrats is my fav of them all.

70-scripted 30-improv

see if you like this

https://chill.com/VigilanteDiaries/1-2 https://chill.com/VigilanteDiaries/1-2

First thing..hey! Second thing..truthfully how long have you been clean and what was your rock bottom?

week will be three years truthfully.....and i would say ROCK BOTTOM was when i was using candles for lights and pissing in a bucket in my living room that was soon not gonna be my living room and when i set couch on fire because i was using candles for light.

Hi Jason,

I've heard from the podcast that you're interested in directing a movie some day. Let's say you get the offer to direct a superhero movie of your choice.

Which hero would it be about and what would the story be?

P.S. Thanks for all the free funny on Get Old, your stories are golden and I'm glad you're doing so well!

i dont think i would want to do a marvel or DC character i would rather see someone else take on those but i did my type hero!! directing next episode

https://chill.com/VigilanteDiaries/1-2

Will you be reprising your role of Jay in Clerks III? Any idea when it will shoot if so? Thanks!

Not sure when clerks 3 will shoot they going thru budget ,location and meetings. yes i will be in it and ofcourse kevin/silent bob ...WOO HOO it is gonna be awesome

What is the meaning of Snoogans?

Also my girlfriend dumped me because I called her boo boo kitty fuck. Thanks!!!

Sorry she dont deserve you then Snoogans means i am just kidding.

Lemme get a nicklebag.

FifTeen Bucks Little MAn!!!!

Jay, Loved seeing you guys for the Super Groovy Movie tour! My question is this, you have so many fantastically ridiculous stories that will forever be immortalized with the Jay and Bob get old podcasts. But with the recent success of 'Tough Shit' would you ever consider publishing any of your stories to reach a wider audience? A lot of the stories in Tough Shit had been told before on podcasts and Q and A's but the writing style made them refreshing and entertaining again so I can only imagine how ridiculous a book of cautionary tales by Jay Mewes would be.

i am looking into doing a book the past couple months. i really want to do something just trying to figure out what i need to do and how to go about it. So hopefully soon something will be out there

How much of comic book men was scripted and did Ming ever get paid back?

I hope not though screw ming

i never did pay back ming he mentioned it to me everytime i see him too :)

What's the status on a Todd and the Book of Pure Evil sequel? You were so great in that. One of the best TV show in a hot minute.

it is gonna be finished off with animated movie http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/todd-the-book-of-pure-evil-the-end-of-the-end

check it out

When you are coming to Europe?

NOt sure but i really hope soon. there is some things in the works that need to be hashed out before we can get groovy up there :)

Hi Jay, big fan here, I wanted to thank you for telling your story of addiction in so many places. I'm an addict as well that has been sober for close to 12 years now. I have 2 questions, one serious and one non-serious:

What keeps you going on keeping you clean?

If you could star in any comic book movie which would you choose and why?

family /friends/work and wanting a BABY

any comic movie i would love to be in, just as a third character or so cuz i love to sit in audience and watch others get super...

here is something i am doing that i consider my super

https://chill.com/VigilanteDiaries/1-2

What was it like working with Danny Trejo?

Awesome, Danny and i good Friends we have done like 4 projects together now. he is the man

Gonna try get him to do little something in this if i am lucky https://chill.com/VigilanteDiaries/1-2

Hi jay big fan from the uk, have you ever thought of doing a Q & A or touring on your own. Love the podcast an we all love you over you are an inspiration to us all. Simon H

i did some touring by myself a while back and after groovy movie tour i am gonna look into doing some more solo touring solo

with being sober do you find that people are reluctant to go more places with you? I find it a lot harder to have people behave normally around me since i don't drink...

I'm a loud, tattooed lady with a quick wit, it baffles me why I'm not invited a bunch more places.

no i feel i hang mainly with sober people and the handful of normal people i hang with they dont go out much and neither do i ....but when they do i feel they invite me ....

Did Jay come from your own personality, or did Kevin conjure up this bizarre sweary fellow that you just play?

Jay is spitting image of me as a 13 to 20yr old. now i would say 60/40 have to watch and think before i speak and act out ...

Have you ever turned down a role in a tv show or movie that you've regretted later?...on the flip side have you ever taken a role you wish you hadn't?

Never turned down anything i regretted..

And as for a role i did i regretted wasnt so much the role as it was the movie and the guys i was working with. they were messing around and making things uncomfortable and weird...but all in the end was what it was

Man, would you snooch my nooch at the next Smodcast that comes thru Indianapolis??

i will totally snootchie bootchies ya at the next smodcast :)

I saw you getting old with Kevin Smith, will you bring Groovy movie to Canada please??

In all seriousness, I always wanted to tell you how awesome it is that you got clean and were able to continue what you love to do. Thanks for making me laugh!

Thank you for listening and we coming to CANADA soon . Very Soon

Jay, a few questions.

1) What keeps bringing you back to Sesma (he's a buddy of mine)? It seems like you're building a sense of loyalty with a new director after Kevin, curious if you see any similarities or big differences?

2) How does it feel to have such a cult following behind the character of Jay? Do you ever wish you did anything different from the start that would change how people react?

3) What did you think of Palm Springs when you shot there?

4) Have you filmed anything here in New Orleans –– and if not, why? I'll talk to Sesma and make that happen if you're in.

https://chill.com/VigilanteDiaries/1-2

Sesma is sexy loved Palm Springs Baton Rouge not NO but close yes....

Hey Jason! Just wanted to say I'm a big fan and I loved you in Zach and Miri.

Thank you very much. i appreciate.

zach and miri was a blast!!

You were fucking hilarious in every fucking role I've seen you in. Keep on keepin on snootchie bootchie.

Thank you and Will DO

Check this new ROLE , https://chill.com/VigilanteDiaries/1-2

I just want to say, listening to Jay and Bob get old and hearing about your battle with addiction and such really touched me and I am so glad you are the man you are today. Your the best man, just wanna say thanks and keep on mewsing

Thank you , will do ...i appreciate that.

How often do you find yourself dutch ruddering with someone else? All the time or just some of the time?

i never have but am waiting for the perfect moment and person

How has it been touring for the Super Groovy Cartoon Movie?

Fantastic, i love the cartoon and doing QnA after is a blast.

Do you pull pranks on set? If so, what's the best prank you've pulled on someone?

i dont but should and my best will come. i will when doing the next episode of Vigilante Diaries...

https://chill.com/VigilanteDiaries/1-2