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I am a survival expert. I've provided official training to the United States Marine Corps, Navy, Air Force, Department of Defense, LAPD, CA Dept of Justice and more, as a civilian. I am a former Fire/Rescue Helicopter Crewmember in SO CAL. People ...
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Hi everyone. I am a professional survival instructor and former fire/rescue helicopter crew member. My services have been sought by some of the most elite military teams in the world. I have consulted for tv and film, and my courses range from Alaska field training, to desert survival near Mexico, to Urban Disaster Readiness in Orange County, Ca. Ask me anything you want about wilderness survival- what gear is best, how to splint a leg, unorthodox resource procurement in urban areas, all that, I'm up for anything. EDIT: We have a patreon with training videos for those asking about courses: https://www.patreon.com/survivalexpert
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EDIT: From my about us: *6 Years of Fire/Rescue Experience *Former Firefighting Helicopter Crew Member (HELITACK) *EMT *Helicopter Rescue Team Member *Helicopter Rappeller *Search & Rescue Technician *Fire Crew Squad Leader *Confined Space Rescue *Techinical Ropes Rescue *Swift Water Rescue Technician *HAZMAT Operations *Dunker trained (emergency aircraft underwater egress) *Member of the helicopter rescue team for the first civilian space shuttle launches (X Prize Launches, 2003) *Trained in the ICS & NIMS Disaster Management Systems
*Since beginning as a survival instructor in 2009, Thomas has provided training to; US Marine Corps Mountain Warfare Center Instructors, US Navy Helicopter Search & Rescue & Special Warfare, US Air Force Special Operations, The US Dept of Defense, The California Department of Justice, and many more
survivalofthesickest3688 karma
Not carrying any type of kit at all, even a pocket kit. The most common victim of an outdoor survival situations are day hikers. They carry nothing and have nothing if anything goes wrong. This is why the #1 killer is exposure.
EDIT: Also, nobody ever forms a signal. Helicopters flying over looking, ground teams, all that, and people hope rescuers trip over them. Always form/initiate a rescue signal as soon as possible.
dasatain1220 karma
To expand on this, what would you keep in a pocket kit for a day hiker?
survivalofthesickest3810 karma
2 Fire cubes (esbit, wet fire, fast fire, etc) uco storm matches, aqua tabs chlorine tabs, strip of bright ribbon & pocket signal mirror, streamlight clip on all weather light, BZK wipes, gauze roll, HEATSHEET.
survivalofthesickest101 karma
See comment above. if I make it easy for you to carry you are more likely to on a short hike. It should fit in the common pockets of hiking pants, and be enough to fight of exposure for a night or two.
mistertilly2056 karma
What's the biggest piece of survival misinformation you'd like to set the record straight on?
survivalofthesickest3088 karma
Firesteels suck ass. Always carry storm matches and an accelerant. Don't use fire steels for emergency situations.
RonSwansonsChair2015 karma
People play the “what-I-would-do-in-a-zombie-apocalypse?” game all the time, but it sounds like you’re the expert. What would you do, assuming you’re starting in a mid level urban one bedroom apartment when things go south?
survivalofthesickest2733 karma
Store some water, cheap power banks for your phone, a walmart super cold rated sleeping bag if heat is off, small usb powered fan for heat, med kit, canned food from the dollar store, something for home defense. Ok start I'd say. EDIT: this is a brief example of a very inexpensive set up to get you stare and keep you alive in the short term
aondneaa1512 karma
What is a common "seen on TV" survival tip (ie- skin a bear and sleep in it to avoid the cold) that is not accurate? Or, what is something that people often assume about survival in extreme conditions that is incorrect?
survivalofthesickest2650 karma
You can't just "tough it out". In extreme conditions you need some type of gear and training. You can't expect to build a snow cave by clawing with ungloved hands, etc.
survivalofthesickest602 karma
I only go the Victornox Swiss Tool and Leatherman models. In my teaching and training experience they hold up the best. Leathrman has a wide price range... the Swiss Tools- my favorite- are $100+ and worth every penny. You can hand them down to your children.
HavenElric925 karma
Have you ever been in a situation you were 100% confident wasnt going to end in your survival? How did you survive?
survivalofthesickest3285 karma
I've been close enough a few times. I was doing a little bouldering in the Sierras, and climbed onto a table top rock that met a trail. As I stepped over a 8" crack I began to hear a lot of rattlesnakes begin to buzz. I began to scan the rock and saw a lot of fissures, everyone I stepped over began to buzz. I was in a nest. I slowed everything down. I knew if I began to run or step blindly I could be bitten, but I felt like there was no way I wouldn't be bitten anyway. I was ready to dodge. I kind of ninja walked of the boulder, luckily none struck at me. My adrenaline was so high however, that as soon as I hit the trail, and was safe... I just had to sprint for a 100 meters or so to let the adrenaline out. I knew I was safe, but it was so dam hard not to freak out, now that it was safe to I had to freak out and sprint lol.
EDIT: SPELLING
spyke42188 karma
Holy fuck, I've never actually seen a rattlesnake, but I had a dream of basically this a few months ago. Except it was the shrub-steppe outside town that definitely does have rattlesnakes. Now I want to go hiking even less this summer...
Frisbee17156 karma
I was hiking with my headphones in not paying attention in AZ, switching a song and just as I put my phone down I saw a big rattlesnake on the trail, it's head was in striking position and I stumbled back into a full sprint I came very close to getting bit and as a native Arizonan should have known better. I always hike with one earphone out now, it was a super close call, but I love seeing rattlesnakes super cool animal.
APG05921878 karma
What is the most obscure/craziest experience you had or trained people for?
survivalofthesickest1183 karma
AR-15 orientation in extreme cold weather with snowshoe and arctic shelter training.
survivalofthesickest583 karma
Training teams that hunt cartel members who do illicit deeds on federal wildlands.
birdietraininvain805 karma
What are the most important items a family with small children should have on hand for emergencies/natural disasters?
survivalofthesickest1171 karma
A way to purify urban water- high chemical and virus removal capability, a specialized med kit (for long term care - medical honey dressing or other calcium alginate for long term non stick application, benzoklonium chloride, ace bandages, and extra medication that is taken daily, etc), a way to form a micro climate if the grid is down- catalytic room heater, fans, etc), communications capability-shortwave is best because it works "over the horizon", but most of all a good plan and training. You don't want to form an emergency plan on the fly- there's enough hard decisions to make in any disaster already, and you don't want your first time using your gear to be in an emergency... train with your gear. Hygiene kits are also essential, germs are everywhere. Also grub is good lol
survivalofthesickest344 karma
Sawyer S3 Water bottle, first need filter, ability to distill, aquatabs.
PicaRuler115 karma
Thanks. It’s hard to sift through the bs sometimes when I’m looking at stuff like that.
biggw0rm68 karma
I have several life straws in my emergency kit, Are they any good? Could I drink water from my pool with them?
survivalofthesickest156 karma
They are awesome in streams but you wan't a filter with carbon to trap the chlorine for pool water. Some filters are meant to remove chlorine from pre treatment tabs. Maybe not those. Urban water systems for urban water, wilderness for wild.
bloodyboppa768 karma
What are your must have survival items when venturing into the wilderness?
survivalofthesickest1461 karma
All weather fire capability, water treatment capability, signaling capability, broad spectrum medical kit, shelter capability (even a heatsheet is ok for most places), light, knife. Scale, quantity, and models vary based on climate, terrain, activity, and group size. Here's some recs https://www.californiasurvivaltraining.com/gear
survivalofthesickest1872 karma
At 15 I had SAR dispatched on me in the mountains after becoming lost. I used an escape azimuth- natural route finding- to hike into town over 6 hours, and drank from springs as I knew protozoa infections (the most common in the outdoors) take days to kick in but the heat would kill me quickly. I was the typical day hiker with no mountain experience with nothing. I began to hitchhike when I hit the first major road, got home, and called search and rescue and told them I was ok.
survivalofthesickest1171 karma
luckily no, but oddly enough not everyone gets symptomatic. Maybe now I'm just a carrier! lol
chamrick741 karma
What advice would you give someone considering a first responder type of job as a career?
survivalofthesickest1616 karma
Train hard. People's lives depend on you showing up as the best version of you. High and fucking tight. Take all the advice on growing and becoming better, and explore mental/emotional coping mechanisms right away. You're going to see some shit. Be sure you have ways to deal with it effectively.
survivalofthesickest913 karma
Because they are ambush style hyper-predators who pounce from the tall tall trees and can smell a drop of blood 3 clicks away.
survivalofthesickest1765 karma
As a a source for survival info? eh, who knows, tv is tv and host say who the tv guys want. But he is a legit stud. Former SAS, summited everest, does intense expeditions, rock climbs well, successful as shit, seems like a good dude. Also his school hired me once so I like him lol.
mdegroat466 karma
What TV survival "technique" bugs you the most for being misleading or unrealistic?
survivalofthesickest1179 karma
I saw a guy claim to make a fire with a ziplock bag of piss as a magnifying glass on cable tv and I wanted to punch him in his solar plexus.
shadowstrooper430 karma
Which temperature do you hate the most: Extreme cold or extreme heat?
survivalofthesickest731 karma
Cold. Fuck cold. Yet... I teach in Alaska, summer and winter.
lam_chop1357 karma
In your opinion what separates the good trainees from the best trainees?
furtive331 karma
Should I be carrying radios with me out in the bush or just an InReach beacon? Any radios you’d recommend over others?
survivalofthesickest428 karma
Motorola rules. I prefer ACR over any other type of beacon but that's just me... and the US Coast Guard. There is also the bivy stick now, and tech options are constantly appearing. Just be sure what you get is reliable and rugged.
Edit: Bivy not ivy
survivalofthesickest437 karma
A readiness kit yes, and no reason not to make it portable. I always recommend and expedition style backpack- 65 liters plus- for a comfortable carry. Deuter brand and osprey are my go to's. Medical needs, water treatment, signals/comms, self defense measure, money/barter, id documents, tools, light, sleeping bag and tent or tarp, a bit of grub.
survivalofthesickest389 karma
My love of the outdoors and coming to people's aid combined in one awesome profession where I am my own boss. Not to mention the constant challenges to learn, grow, and perform. It keeps me young and happy!
jenlikesgin256 karma
What are easy mistakes to make that threaten ones survival? I’m sure it depends by situation, but are there general things you see people do that could be surprisingly dangerous?
survivalofthesickest483 karma
I've seen so many people on trails with no gear whatsoever and dressed poorly. Lobsters hiking by in flip flops and no shirts on desert trails, that kind of thing. Exposure is the #1 killer in outdoor emergencies, at least dress for the outdoors.
survivalofthesickest382 karma
Full tang, drop point, scan grind, micarta or g10 handle. Thanks for the question!
nav17211 karma
What types of non-American groups and military units have trained under you? Do you have to sign NDAs when training specific units? What was the most intense and/or frustrating moment in your training history? Thanks!
survivalofthesickest400 karma
Some groups, government and private, require non disclosures. Especially movies/tv. It would cost me millions to even imply the unit, country, movie house, whatever.
The scariest thing I've done in training is make a friction fire kit in the rain at the US Marine Corps Mountain Warfare Center while their survival instructors watched. I was training them on a 10 day course and it was our first event. Rain can suck lol, but it worked. Until it did I was terrified however. Went forage to fire in sub 30min.
survivalofthesickest63 karma
Yep. Pickle Meadows and all. https://www.californiasurvivaltraining.com/awards
survivalofthesickest401 karma
Always carry what you need to spend the night in an emergency when headed to outdoor or remote areas, even in your vehicle.
survivalofthesickest377 karma
If it is military- legit as fuck. Civilian, I have no idea. But I think you are referencing where the Air Force trains it's own instructors. Air Fore SERE guys are legit as fuck, they do high volume, as do I.
Pope_Industries43 karma
I did SERE in the army and in the classroom portion they were going over what plants you can eat and ones you cant. After the end of that lesson the instructor told us that when dealing with plants dont eat any of them unless it is last resort. That a lot of plants can be lookalikes and instead of being the good ones, can make you rather sick. They told us to stick with grubs, larvae, grasshoppers and things like that for the protien they carry. Do you agree with their sentiments?
survivalofthesickest37 karma
Yes, food is your last concerns. It takes weeks to starve to death. Don't forage unless you are 100% sure.
behemuthm177 karma
You wake up in the middle of the desert in the middle of the day wearing a T-shirt, jeans, and street shoes. You have no other articles or equipment. What are the first 5 things you’d do?
survivalofthesickest746 karma
Stop. Put your feet a few inches apart. Go up on your toes. Then click your heels and repeat "there's no place like home" until you wake up back in your bed.
evenios174 karma
what do you do when nighttime is coming and you havent killed three sheep to make a bed yet to sleep before the monsters come out?
survivalofthesickest260 karma
Fall asleep cold wake up dead, it's the freddy kruger rule of outdoor survival. If you can't make a fire or creat insulation you have to exercise in some way until daylight. Survival burpees rule.
Amariesw161 karma
Thank you for doing an AMA!! How can I tell the difference between a sprain and a fracture, and how should I take care of both?
Also, what are some of the things you believe everyone should have with them pretty much at all times?
survivalofthesickest243 karma
Generally the amount of pain, if it is weight bering, if there is tenting or deformation, range of motion, things like that. Here is the thing however, when it doubt splint the area. It won't hurt and will protect either injury. And stop using it asap!
CowboyMortyC316160 karma
Do you believe in having a rifle, pistol in your go bag? Do you carry and conceal?
survivalofthesickest235 karma
Yes, and I am in Cali so no. A take down 22 will go a long way for food and defense.
hawksfn1126 karma
I commute to work an hour each way. My biggest fear is being stranded in the winter. Any items you prefer to stock in your car as must haves for survival kits?
survivalofthesickest202 karma
Catalytic propane heater (small one) and a sleeping bag. Throw in a few handwarmes and some snacks and you're good to go.
heliox123 karma
1) What is the best book for beginner/intermediate survival skills?
2) How do I best learn to start a fire without matches/ferrorod/etc.?
survivalofthesickest162 karma
Not that many good manuals out there. You have to read a few, watch some vids, and take what's useful and discard what's not. I take my advice very seriously, lives may depend on it, so I don't recommend information likely. I have a bow drill vid that will make you successful on youtube here: https://youtu.be/NOofPX4t8jQ https://youtu.be/SRGy1ekwsN4 https://youtu.be/T-g1_19lAog
plane_snake117 karma
I know there’s a lot of interest in terms of outdoor/wilderness survival, but I’m curious what your thoughts are on surviving urban situations such as an earthquake, a fire, or even as a hostage or during a terrorist incident (shooting, bomb, etc.). Is it better to stay put or to make a run for it, etc.?
survivalofthesickest170 karma
In a dense population center standard evacuation may be impossible. I teach people to identify water ways and aqueducts-which often have frontage areas- as options. Also, you are trying to place the grid, on a small, scale, for a short period of time. It's gear intensive so be ready. Have water, medical gear, hygiene needs, self defense, comms, your id documents, tools, etc ready to go. In my urban disaster course we teach assembly of portable solar generators for cheap as well. Shelter in place vs evacuated is highly dependent on location and event.
survivalofthesickest178 karma
Hell to the yes. Being my own boss relieve a lot of that. And nature heals.
Mockingjay3291 karma
Can you train me? I don't have money but I have lots of hugs and cookies.
EeezyMac74 karma
What are the most important survival knots to know?
Outside of trying to make some sort of slip trap out of 550 cord to catch squirrels or other small animals, what’s the best way to get meat without weapons?
survivalofthesickest179 karma
Sure know and the double overhand slider/fisherman's know. But here's the thing, if you can't tie knots tie lots ;)
GoneInSixtyFrames63 karma
Who trains the trainer? Where do you get your skills training? And have you checked out Survival Russia's channel? https://www.youtube.com/user/Moscowprepper
survivalofthesickest155 karma
I train the trainer. My greatest teachers have been pain and humiliation.
dog_in_the_vent63 karma
Is there any conceivable survival situation in which the wisest course of action would be to drink your own piss?
survivalofthesickest114 karma
If you carry a bit of plastic in your kit, like a plastic painters tarp- small and light, you can distill your pee into drinking water. Crystal clear, with just a bit of plastic, a hole, and the sunlight. Can do it in posts and pans to. Water is a big deal, when without it too long people will drink anything. Prisoners in cells where water supply was interrupted even drank toilets dry. https://www.cnn.com/2013/07/30/justice/california-dea-settlement/index.html
UniqueSteve63 karma
What survival mistakes do you typically see in otherwise realistic movies?
iceeice343 karma
What’s your best advice for dealing with sickness, particularly diarrhea, in survival situations?
survivalofthesickest58 karma
Stay hydrated and consume electrolytes the best you can. Try to keep some fluids inside.
Perfectenschlag_38 karma
What "psh that'll never happen to me" scenario do you most often see people fall victim to?
survivalofthesickest86 karma
Being forced to spend the night outdoors when setting out for a sample day hike after becoming lost or injured for sure. Also, heat exhaustion is right up there too.
survivalofthesickest29 karma
A few recommendations: https://www.californiasurvivaltraining.com/awards
KidneyPuncher6929 karma
If you were lost in a tundra or frigid area, what would be the best course of action for survival?
survivalofthesickest65 karma
Use the birch trees to make fire. Their bark burns hot in the wettest of conditions and will keep you warm.
AndrewIsOnline28 karma
What are you go-to primary snares and traps? What edible plants would you go for first?
survivalofthesickest56 karma
Pauite Deadfall by far. It gets the job done. Also stinging nettles are the most energizing nutrias plants I've ever lived off of. Outstanding food.
tacolikesweed28 karma
If you could have one specific breed of dog to survive with in the wilderness with you, which would it be? It could be practical, just because you really like a certain dog or whatever reason.
survivalofthesickest66 karma
Irish Wolfhound. You can basically ride the things and their cuddles will definitely keep you warm lol.
thermoscap24 karma
Can you explain how to make a fire after it's just rained all day/all night? Your only tool is a little Bic lighter.
If you can put it in terms that a 5-year old would understand, that'd be even better. Thanks.
survivalofthesickest32 karma
Forage under the densest growths of tree/bush branches and debris piles for the driest tinder and branches. Use wood from needle bearing trees and dead needles when possible, as their resins block some water absorption and light more easily.
survivalofthesickest19 karma
On one of the first question I recount being lost at 15 when search and rescue was dispatched lol.
dukerot14 karma
What is you best survival tip for someone trying to raise a family and make ends meet in California with no tech-based qualifications?
SKCTID2314 karma
What is the one skill everyone should know about? Also, was The Rock's character in San Andreas loosely based on you? :)
quixologist12 karma
Les Stroud vs. Bear Grylls: who wins in a survive-off?
Surprise twist: Big foot is real and surprised to find them crashing his home turf.
Second surprise twist: no harmonicas or piss drinking allowed.
survivalofthesickest14 karma
Bear Grylls. Survivor man would get too hungry and leave early lmao.
TwoRocker5 karma
How is the pay for providing training to police and soldiers? I’m thinking I may want to get in on the action. I’m somewhat of a survival expert myself. If I don’t die before July 4th, I will have 55 years of continuous survival under my belt. My Granddad was the real expert though. 98 years! Dude knew his shit.
survivalofthesickest4 karma
Not very good. I'm generally part of a wishlist on discretionary funds. I have to give them good deals to get it approved. Corporate training however, mush better.
daisypaisy4 karma
What is the most important piece of survival advice you think everyone should know?
survivalofthesickest3 karma
Never give up and stop trying to problem solve no matter how seemingly hopeless. We are stronger and smarter than we think.
survivalofthesickest3 karma
Adventure Medical Kits have a lot of what I recommend, as do some of the better SOL brand kits. Always customize a kit for needs, climate, terrain, activity, but as far as off the shelf goes these are great.
OkArmordillo2138 karma
What is the most common mistake made by someone lost in the wilderness?
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