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I have achieved reddit fame from doing absolutely nothing. I am the forthewolfx AMA.
On this thread, I said my secret desire was internet fame, and poof! Reddit granted me fame! People have been awesome! They made me a subreddit r/forthewolfx, I have gotten reddit gold twice! AMA guys! Also, SCREAMING AT ME TO AUTOGRAPH SOMETHING OR SIGN ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN OR BODY PARTS IS NOT A QUESTION!!!
EDIT: Verified on twitter, for the lolz
EDIT: This is caught in the spam filer, as usual. But I messaged the mods, and hopefully it will be public soon!
EDIT: I'm back! For a bit.... I'll try to answer as much as posible.
34enjoythelilthings361 karma
Are you still planning on naming your first born son after him?
FoxtrotBeta6180 karma
Ah yes, I remember your early days. Bet you didn't expect anything to come out of your wish, but look at you now. I am proud to see how much you have grown.
Don't forget my advice from a week back: being famous is not all flowers and sunshine. Use your fame wisely, my good friend.
Forthewolfx863 karma
Thank you. I am posting this on my twitter, you are awesome. Go on to pigfarts now.
[deleted]389 karma
I can't go to pigfarts. It's ON MARS. You need a rocket ship. Do you have a rocketship, Forthewolfx? I bet you do. You know not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died.
Deanowitz727 karma
Can I be friends with you? It's been my secret desire to be friends with someone who is internet famous.
Sir_Ploops726 karma
Would you rather have a snake that farts really loud but doesn't smell or a duck that can spit watermelon seeds really far but poops on your bed?
Forthewolfx667 karma
Why yes it does. Also how did you find this? I think it got in the spam filter.
Joshpho660 karma
It's actually a pretty funny story: I was browsing the cheesiest pickup line thread and saw that people were going full retard at you. Curious, I clicked your username and saw that you posted this 7 seconds ago. And here we are now.
Monkeymom633 karma
Just last night I told my husband about you. You're so famous, I talked about you in bed. It's 52 degrees here too. I think we have a lot in common and should be friends.
Forthewolfx725 karma
Wow. I am honored you told your husband about me. We are now friends.
Forthewolfx459 karma
HAHAH THIS IS AWESOME!!! I think one or two are true, the rest are slightly re worded.
ijoinedforthis44 karma
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Forthewolfx smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
So what are your feelings on puppets?
Stangzorz364 karma
do you think that all the attention will ever get too annoying, and you won't want to deal with it anymore?
Forthewolfx1007 karma
I personally don't think so, but I believe it will get annoying for everyone else
MrJoeBlow185 karma
I have you tagged in RES. Apparently I've upvoted you 50 times.
I'm a big fan of your work.
Forthewolfx_Fever254 karma
Also, will this does this account (and others like it) annoy you?
KeepSwinging183 karma
What are some of your favorite hobbies? It's my New Year's resolution to be more like you, and I know I'll need to start 3 months early to have a shot.
Forthewolfx456 karma
This was the inspiration see if you can find it! You can. Just wait a bit.
StigNasti126 karma
Do you have a throwaway for when you want to be taken seriously, and not just blasted with orangereds saying "OMG it's forthewolfx!11!"?
Forthewolfx499 karma
Tell him not to be jealous. He is a wonderful man, and is lucky to have you.
Goeatabagofdicks81 karma
By doing this AMA you have solved the riddle for me lol, I was always like, why does everyone know him. Lol
What's your favorite subatomic particle?
freshwest78 karma
What made you confess to the world that you wanted to be internet famous?
What kind of creepy things have people messaged you/called you about?
Who do you most admire on Reddit?
Forthewolfx302 karma
Well, It was a secret desire, so I just put it, I never knew how it would turn out
Well people say creepy things every hour, I honestly think it is sarcasm. I always have genitalia related responses
Hmm... I have talked to Pmarie, and she was reallly nice, I admire Sure_Ill_Draw_Thats talent.... So many people that I cant think of right now...
PrideDemon64 karma
Well Mr. Forthewolfx it's about time, we've got an IAMA from you :D. I seen you play guitar in an earlier comment. What music do you play? Fellow guitarist here
Forthewolfx286 karma
I play nirvana, the black keys, foo fighters, and the strokes. I also play the classics like the beatles and the doors.
BadPoetryGirl56 karma
Forthewolfx is his name
He has achieved, Red-dit fame
Harpoons baby seals
eats dead eels
And he cheats at ev'ry game.
Drinks shrimp scampi smoothies
Not a fan of campy movies
Doesn't own a boat
Doesn't need to vote
Girls: PM him pics of boobies.
Hardly noticed nine eleven
thinks transvestites go to heaven
Ate a cat
how about that?
His real name might be Kevin?
Forthewolfx211 karma
Thank you for that. This gif is now saved on my computer for sad times.
nyrfan31747 karma
Do you wish it didn't happen?
When you meet someone who is a redditor, do you mention who you are?
mdelow45 karma
what do you plan to do with your newly acquired fame - will you use it for evil?
Forthewolfx279 karma
I will never use it for evil. With great power comes great responsibility
Dalek_of_Metal61 karma
Holy fuck, I seriously just got some from my freezer. I don't care if anyone believes me, I bought 3 containers today and 2 of them were half baked.
Forthewolfx_Fever45 karma
Also also, when can I expect your autobiography to be published?
scratches39 karma
What advice do you have for us lowly non internet famous people?
Pancakes or Waffles?
Coca-Cola or Pepsi?
xdundurox96 karma
Don't you mean carrots? AHAHAHAHAHHAA ahahahaahah hee hee hoo hoo ah hee hoo...
MediumPace20 karma
Now I know everyone has their favorite, but which reddit celebs can you not stand? I hate
to to have to put you on the spot but these are the things redditors need to know. Almost
every famous redditor I know of has at least one equally famous arch-enemy. All of them
try to be pros when dealing with one another but you can sense the tension. Including you
amongst the list of ultra redditors is a true honor. Thanks for finally doing an AMA.
Forthewolfx66 karma
I love all reddit celebs. They may hate me, but they have done nothing wrong in my book.
McStrauss1621 karma
I was an early investor in this man. I am so proud to see what he has blossomed into.
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