IamA Asa Akira

If a guy on death row requested to eat you out for his last meal. Would you do it?

Sure, if I could record the whole thing for my website. He'd have to sign a release form.

How many sides does a waffle have?

are you hitting on me?

Asa, how empowering is it to have a Twitter account for your butthole with over 2,700 followers?

it'll never be enough.

Asa!

Do you remember the early 2000's much at all? (i barely do)

I used to puff with you and some of your friends at someone's apartment in downtown NYC back in 2000/2001, his name started with a J, and at the time you had a boyfriend who's name started with a C. We would usually puff in the stairwell.

I doubt you will remember me since we were teenagers and didn't hang out very often, but you always complimented me on my awesome joints and that has always stuck with me. You were really friendly and I will always remember that interaction :)

I find it kind of funny, but I can't bring myself to watch any of your movies, we barely knew each other but I still find it awkward because I knew you when we were like 15/16 lol

I hope everything is going well for you and congrats on your sobriety!

I practically lived in that stairwell and I'm a hundred percent sure I would remember you. Whats your name? Or some other way I can know who you are? I clicked on your profile but found no photos or personal info?

What's one stereotype of pornstars (not sex related) that is the most true?

We have terrible taste in men.

Hey, How you doing??

hahahhahahaha

How do you like your eggs?

un-fertilized, for now

If you had the option to do a scene with literally any person in the world, but it was unpaid, would you do it? And with whom?

literally any president

How old do you think you'll be when you have sex for the last time?

69

What was your experience on the Eric Andre show like?

It was a lot of fun, but also really confusing. I had no idea what I was getting into, I thought I was sent there for a normal interview. What aired was such a small portion of what was shot - I went home that day wondering what the fuck I had just done.

Yeah was the gnarly stench of his I've been hearing about as bad as it was hyped up as?

I didn't notice anything. I like a little stench anyway.

What is a line you will not cross ???? And what is a line you hope to cross?

I don't do animals, children, or poo.

Hello, Asa. You are a favorite of mine. I want to ask you, have you ever hooked up with a fan? I can imagine you get asked to go out a lot by some of your fans, but have you ever done it?

At this point, I'll only fuck someone if they're a fan.

You have one of the best personalities in the business. What keeps you at that level all the time? Also, can we have pizza some time?

Like most women, I save all my shittiness for my loved ones

How was having two in the butt at the same time?

I'm glad to have had the experience, but I don't feel the need to try it again.

Rate from best to worst:

• DP one in each hole.

• DP both in ass

• DP both in pus

Exactly in that order

Have you ever experienced an accidental cream pie on set?

Yes, a few times. Luckily I'm on birth control and I have a great sense of humor.

And really if anything, it's only a compliment.

I like the way you think.

Hi Asa. Do people ever try to use your being in adult films as an excuse to be creepy towards you? How do you deal with people like that?

I've only ever had one bad experience like this. A guy grabbed my boob in the airport. It was terrible and I cried, which is super disappointing because that's not at all how I'd objectively want myself to react.

If you had to get wined, dined, and sixty-nined from a historical figure who would it be?

clint eastwood

Do you often get recognized on the street?

Do people come up to you and say hi or do they just stare at you? If yes, is the conversation weird?

And also, have you ever had a kid come up to you?

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I do get recognized pretty often, and I secretly love it. When someone tells me they were just jerking off to me, it's my favorite. Kids come up to me a lot, which is awkward, but if anything I see it as a guarantee that I'll still have a fanbase (even if just for nostalgic reasons) when I'm old and fat.

For the record, what really is your ideal penis/vagina and sex position?

Missionary and/or prison-style.

Does size really matter? How small is to small and when is it to much? Do u prefer guys who are average (4-6 inches) or someone large ?

I prefer average, because I like to fuck really hard. But the big ones look nice on camera.

What's the weirdest comment you've ever read about yourself online?

That my thumbs are terrible. It's a pretty common one, too.

How are you able to handle anal so well? I personally love anal, but can't do it often and never rough due to being very sensitive and easy to injure there. I want to do anal more in my work (I also make porn), but I just can't seem to toughen up my butt :( Do you have any tips on how to get more used to it so I can properly embrace my anal potential?

I'm giving a class on this on the 12th at House of Scorpio. If it goes well, I might do more!

What's it like directing porn? How is it different from directing other films?

Directing porn is cool, but I prefer performing. I didn't get into porn so I could sit behind a camera.

Hey Asa! You seem like an awesome person. How does your family feel about your profession, and how do you react to that?

My parents weren't thrilled initially, but they're ok with it now. They see i'm happy/healthy etc, so they can accept it. We don't talk much about work - but I prefer not to talk to my parents about my sex life anyway. And my sex life is my job.

What is a "minimum penis size" you would go for in your personal opinion ofcours?

I have yet to come across one I find too small

Julia Ann, Lisa Ann, Mia Khalifa. You have to Kill one, marry one, fuck one. What do you choose?

Fuck Julia Ann, marry Lisa Ann, kill Mia Khalifa but only because I've never met her so I don't care as much

Asa, you need to be on more podcasts (or maybe a youtube channel) - you're just too damn funny not to be. Any plans on doing more of that stuff?

I'm actually in talks for something like this right now. I'm super excited. I can't say much, but it is a podcast. We are discussing what it will ultimately be... any suggestions?

Hi Asa! Huge fan!

What is a hidden fetish of yours that not a lot of people know about? Also, what is a dream or aspiration of yours you want to accomplish in your lifetime?

Thanks for doing this btw! :)

I could probably orgasm from cleaning my ears with a QTip. I've never tried. Guess I have plans for tonight now.

First off I am a huge fan! Your social media persona really reflects how much you love your job; what were your other career aspiration when you were younger? Do you ever still think about trying to do other things career-wise?

Also, tell me about your worst day of work as an adult film star.

Thanks! When I was younger, I wanted to first be ET, then a nun (only because I saw Sound of Music), then a writer. By the time I hit middle school, though, I knew I wanted to be a professional slut.

If all porn (no matter the content) suddenly became legal everywhere in the world tomorrow, are there any types of videos you would start doing (that you don't already do now)?

A threesome with twin brothers in which they fuck each other before DPing me But they have to pay me the same amount of attention they pay each other or else I will get jealous and ruin the whole thing for everyone

How much would you have to be paid to fuck a horse?

I'd bottom for a tax-free million

do you think the porn industry is running out of ideas for new creative ideas or do you think there are far more things that haven't been made into porn yet?

I think as long as we live in a world thats evolving, there will be fresh ideas for new pornos.

Hey Asa! If you were not an Porn Actress what would you do instead?

get fat

After probably trying everything from softcore porn to rough sex, do you enjoy softcore porn as much? Comparing hardcore sex to hard drugs here.
Who are your favourite pornstars to work with during lesbian scenes?

One time I fell asleep while shooting a softcore scene. It's very boring, and the rocking motion made me very sleepy.

What is your idea of comfort food?

carbs

Hey Asa, You recently tweeted "I just purchased an SUV so good luck, Southern California.". How many Californians have fallen before your SUV so far?

I haven't been in a car accident in five years and six months!

dont jinx it man

please knock on wood

Love your twitter, Asa. As for questions... Not sure, what do dicks taste like? Are there tastes like ice cream?

With a survey rate of 900 dicks there must be some patterns.

I should let you know that 900 was a made-up number. Like give or take 200, i think. I've never experienced a dick that tastes like ice-cream but I do know that if a guy's jizz tastes delicious it means he might be pre-diabetic.

I might be pre-diabetic, care to help me find out?

I'm basically a doctor

Hi Asa, I was wondering do you have a favourite character or episode of Bojack Horseman?

Definitely Bojack. But I love all of them. I'd totally fuck Mr PeanutButter.

I thought you didn't do animals, children or poo.

I'm totally into cartoons though.

Do you follow your own subreddit? Are you disgusted, intrigued, or have any other feelings toward so many men appreciating your assets and work?

I read every single thing that is written about me on the internet

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I always think the last movie I did was the best, so right now it's DNA (coming in september.) I got murdered and resurrected in it... A very deep plot, considering #porno.

Besides Akira, what's your favorite anime?

I quit smoking weed ten years ago so I haven't really been watching a lot of anime. I recently watched Akira sober and realized I don't even understand it. Oh well, too late now!

Do you consider having sex for porn work, or is it more fun for you?

I consider it work, but it's still very much my fantasy. I feel very lucky that I love my job.

Hey! Where do you see yourself in 30 years?

In my house, eating lots of carbs

I've had two dicks in my ass at the same time

Ever use that as an opening line when meeting new people?

It's really more of a second-date kind of thing

how was your experience on the sex factor? the episode where the contestants chose their partner, was it from a pool of stars or any active star until an available one was found?

It was a lot of fun to shoot. They were each assigned pornstars

If you had to give up either junk food (yes, including pizza) or any and all sexual activity for the rest of your life, which would you sacrifice?

It depends. Would the food make me fat?

Asa does the rough stuff actually ever hurt that you need to stop or you that lubed up it's a piece of cake?

If I'm turned on enough, I hardly feel the pain/register it as bad. But if I'm not turned on, even a two inch penis fucking me super slowly with a gallon of lube will hurt.

If I was stuck on a desert island and only allowed to take 1 porn movie, it would be probably one of your nuru scenes.

What would yours be?

That would suck so bad because once I've watched a porno twice, it pretty much loses allure for me. I guess I'd take one of my own for sentimental reasons. Maybe my first gangbang.

Do you have any advice on something to try on my girlfriend?

Buy her jewelry.

I remember one of your tweets saying something like you can't wait to stop doing anal so you can stop eating kale. Does that help clean you out or something?

I think I said something more along the lines of: Once I quite porn, I'll never eat kale again. Dieting is the worst part of porn. I suppose it's a small price to pay to have my dream job, but I am so so so hungry. Like, all the time.

it's worth it. you look really hot. but when you do stop dieting, I'm looking forward to your chubby porn.

i love you

Having a dick (or two) in your ass, then immediately sucking on said dick(s)...that can't taste good, can it?

Depends on whose ass it's coming out of - I clean my ass before doing anal.

Real talk - whatever happened to DVDASA and when is it coming back?

Real talk, I don't know : ( DVDASA was my favorite part of the week. I am hoping we will continue it in some way or another, but right now, only time will tell.

What is the strangest thing you've done on the job? The hottest?

I had skittles in my asshole once.

What's your favourite cake?

that puertorican pineapple one, I don't know what it's called, if anyone knows what I'm talking about please tell me the name. (NOT pineapple upside-down cake, although that's good too.)

Hi Asa! I love all of your work!

Do you know how many men you have slept with or have an estimate? How many women?

I say "900" because I think it's a funny number, but the truth is I HAVE NO IDEA

Hey Asa ! What's a secret only a few know about you ?

I pee in the shower

Hey love your work!

1. Who's cooler in person, Peta Jensen, Riley Reed, or Keisha Grey?

2 How to you like people to pronounce Asa?

1. Is it hard maintaining a relationship in your line of work?

2. What should I do with my life?

I've never met Peta, but Riley Reid is the most polite person in porn and Keisha Grey is really awesome.

What is your favorite part of the porn industry?

Probably 1) the exhibitionist aspect 2) the ability to fuck a variety of people constantly in a safe/controlled way

How muscular is your ideal guy?

I don't care about muscles.

As an Asian female who loves porn, I just want to say thank you for representing. And also thanks to your first book, I started taking psyllium whole husks and it's a miracle clean sweep for my booty. My question is about the porn make up. Do you enjoy wearing them or it's something you have to do for the camera? I think you are absolutely stunning and gorgeous naturally.

I love wearing a lot of makeup. I just prefer my face with it, aesthetically. Whenever I get in a new makeup artists chair I tell them I want to look like a dragqueen. But in my every day life, I prefer to wear little to no makeup, only because it's better for my skin and also I'm lazy.

Love that you helped Dana out with her fundraiser, will we get progress updates?

Dana just had her surgery on the 29th, and they already look fucking amazing!

Favorite...Sandwich?

Probably Tomato Mozzarella Basil on sourdough? Or Peanut Butter and banana?

Hi, big fan of your twitter and your work.

Do you have any plans for retiring or shifting your career to different avenues any time in the near future?

I'm not sure I want to venture into a whole new career. My retirement plan is to get fat until I hit like 80, and then get hardcore into heroin til death.

Do you and fellow porn stars actually enjoy the feel/taste of cum? I once shot my love juice on my face/mouth during one of my hormone-fueled masturbating rampages in middle school and did NOT enjoy the warmth and stickiness of it at all. Now I just shoot that shit in toilet paper and chuck it out, clean and simple.

I enjoy what it represents

Asa, can you double cross your legs?? Example

Are there people who can't??

ASA! Your last book was great. I'm looking forward to the new memoir. Since you finished writing the latest one, what else have you been brainstorming? How's life with Tony? And what did you do today?

Thanks! I'd love to do a fiction novel next.

What's your thought on Sunny Leone working in Hindi films?

"cool."

I am engaged and still fantasize about a threesome with my soon-to-be wife. She seemed down for it when we first started dating, but over the years her interest has waned.

1.Whats the best way to bring this up again? 2. If she is 100% against it now, do I just suck it up and forget about threesomes? She is super badass and I would be a complete degenerate to leave her over this. 3. If she says yes, how can her and I woo you?

the right gift will get u anything

Brown or white rice?

White, I'm japanese, hello

Do you know where is Serbia? I am your biggest fan. Have you ever done pissing scene? How to prepare for pissing sex?

I know where Serbia is and I have never done a pissing scene

is sucking dick one of your fav things too do? Or is pussy better

sucking dick isn't even in the top 10.

What was it that got you interested enough to get started? Do you enjoy the sex? Are you Staying in the industry because of the lifestyle, the money, the fame or something else?

I was always drawn to slut-types. Hookers, Strippers, Pornstars... I'm a little scared to leave porn, because I love it so much. I'm terrified I'll never find anything I love as much as porn.

What was your first time anal like? Was it messy, painful or were you prepared?

It was an accident, and it was painful enough that I didn't try again for like 7 years

First of all thank you for signing the Dirty Thirty books for the contest at r/asaakira! As a moderator of your subreddit I appreciated my copy as well http://imgur.com/a/WtFge The current Mods of your sub would like to add you as a moderator for your subreddit if you are okay with that addition?

sure! I have no idea what any of this means, but I am not known for my great decision making skills.

Did you ever sleep with David Choe? It doesn't really matter, but I really enjoyed DVDASA! Thanks for making that!!

Yes

Can you describe your perfect day?

DP in the morning, nap in the afternoon, pizza and television at night.

I'm a simple girl.

If you were trying to convince a girl to try anal, how would yo get to to overlook any preconceived notions she may have? And what would be your main selling point?

"It only hurts the first twenty times!"

Asa,

Glad to have you back on Reddit! :D

I'm curious to hear if you ever thought about being a high-end escort/courtesan/companion? Why porn instead? :)

Cheers!

I've escorted twice. For now, I've decided it's not for me.

Hi Asa!! Me and my friend Jose are big fans from Spain! In your opinion what's the best place for a first date?? Beside that, could you send greetings to us? Today's is Jose's birthday!! Love you!! 😍😍😍😍

DisneyLand, because 1)it's magical 2)the long lines are the perfect place to get to know someone. Also most of the rides are dark enough to get fingered

What about you career do you think you are playing a part in to improve society?

I didn't get into porn to improve society.

Hi Asa! Big fan, and I just wanted to ask: What's a location you've always wanted to fuck at?

a sleepnumber bed (i've never been on one)