Kulap, if Scott were to be referring to you to another group of people, what two words would he use to refer to you?

Mahhhhh wife!

Follow up for Howard - if Scott were the sheriff of Mayberry and you were his bumbling deputy, what two words word he use to refer to you?

Tool boy!

Another follow up for Kulap- if someone disconnected your wireless internet connection, what two words would you use to lament your situation?

Oh fuck!

Oh, I'm so sorry, we were looking for "MY WIFI!" Thanks for playing though!

Kulap: I stand corrected!

Howard, why do you always say "I'll save it for two charted" but you never ever say it on two charted, is that your way of not talking about a subject?

Love the pod.

I'll save it for Two Charted.

Hey, he saved the vodka spray info for Two Charted and totally delivered!

Thank you!

Kulap, do you worry about Scott being around the young interns like Reardon and Wompler on Comedy Bang Bang?

Haha, no they're both flat chested.

Hey guys that was our last question! Thank you for joining us!

Pick up a copy of my album Have Anothah Summah at HowardKremer.bandcamp.com and join us for our VPN tomorrow with special host April Richardson and special guest Matt Besser.

HAVE A SUMMAH!

See you next week on WHOoooo CHARTED? and TWO CHARTED!

Where will you open the inaugural Shredstaurant?

Stockholm, Sweden

Hi Howard,

How much did you enjoy staying in our tent at Sasquatch? Why did you reject our breakfast we made for you the next morning? Do you still snore?

Damn it, I was snoring in there?! Lookin' hot on Instagram, baby. It was one of my fondest memories of 2012. Next time, lose the dude.

Howard,

As someone who battles a skewering addiction, how do you stay on the straight and narrow and resist the urge to poke yourself with sharp things for relief?

I am beyond it now bro. Do some stretches. Use your finger. Acupressure it's called.

Howard, when is Kulap going to get to hang out at Dragon Manor? Wouldn't she just add good vibes to the summer altar?

Kulap, what are your favorite current comic books?

Love your show! BTW, my husband is from Howell so listening to you is a little reminder from home.

Summah shrine, first of all. Second of all, entry has to be earned. - Howard

Right now I'm into Hawk Eye, The Superior Foes of Spiderman, The Movement by Gail Simone - Kulap

Oh wow, Jersey, Howell! I worked at "The Cabin". We'd forget to put in people's orders all the time. - Howard

Howard, how many sprays in a shot?

Aw fuck, like 70 or 80

Kulap, which of Howard's business ideas do you think is the best???

Conniptions - a business that supplies rooms for shit fits.

I know this sounds silly but, what do you think your lives would look like if you hadn't started Who Charted?

Howie: I'd probably still be reading those spiritual books. I'd probably be on a park bench sitting Indian style in a bathing suit.

KuKu: Ditto

Howard, as a vegetarian would you consider Hermes treatment humane?

Great question! We don't ask him to do anything he doesn't want to do. He has 4star accommodations here at Earwolf and let's be honest he'd have trouble out in the wild being a hermaphrodite.

Can you recall the hardest you've ever laughed during an episode of Who Charted?

That's tough...every show we're back at zero, barely can remember anything! They're all hilarious

Hi Howard,

If I'm not mistaken, you're very familiar with Austin, TX. My company is relocating me there from Chicago in a couple months. Where is the best part of town to live?

Hyde Park.

Coming in at number 5,

5! What was the worst part of comic-con?

Number 4,

4! Do you think lil'debbie has taken over as the leader of the WGM?

Number 3,

3! When is Chip Pope gonna guest on WC?

Number 4,

4! Is it the same without Trish?

Number 5,

5! If Summah is truly the give in to all great activities time of year, when are you gonna try to surf again? Promise not to yell at you!

5) Howard: Jaywalking Kulap: The crowds 4) Howard: Perhaps 3) When he loses the diaper smell

I'm excited you're doing this! I have a few:

1. How has the evolution of the show surprised you? Is there anything that you wouldn't have believed on day one?

2. Howard, I always picture Dragon Manor to be a one bedroom apartment with a pile of sand in the living room. Accurate?

3. Kulap, are you worried about Scott's return trip to a Phish concert/ are you going?

4. what is the probability of a visit from the real Lee?

1. I wouldn't believe how it has compromised my privacy.
2. One day. With a little bit of help from the Summer gods.
3. I'm going and I am worried.
4. True percentage: 8%

Here's what you should do Howard - not technically legal, but summah is about taking risks, not shying away from them - you should go to White Sands in New Mexico and steal some white sand for your living room. It's gypsum, so it's softer than other white sand. This could be your living room: http://imgur.com/IbkkjJS

Heading inland, not a good feeling.

Howard, after Shreddsteraunt starts to explode with success, you should do an outdoor, scaled-down version for Coachella called "Pick-nick" and the servers use classical guitars.

Great idea thank you

We're doing a live VPN tomorrow night at 6pm! Special guest host April Richardson because Kulap has some big big Hollwood business!

Is my image of Earwolf as a giant office with cubicles where Paul walks up to you and talks about Nicolas Cage or Jake walks up and talks about the Ramones accurate?

Yes

Hey guys, Howard I'm about to move from the very hot Deep South to snow filled Connecticut. Any suggestions on keeping a warm Summah feeling all year long? Ku Ku you always look great. Looking forward to seeing your documentary!

KuKu: Aw, thank you!

Howie: Make sure you have indoor pool access #upn #undergroundpoolnetwork #yaheard

Guys, I've been listening to your show and Earwolf since day one, and I love every bit of it.

Your show actually helped me get into Pop music. Have you found any interests from charting that surprised you?

Howard likes country now, and because of that now I (Kulap) do too. Pop-wise, I (Howard) was never into Katy Perry or Taylor Swift...and Call Me Maybe.

Howard, will you come to San Diego to perform your Have Anotha Summah album live before I leave? Please?

When do you leave?

August 19th, kind of short notice :(

Headin' down tonight!

When are we going to see Poehler, Aziz, and Mulaney on the show?

I would love that. We'll make it happen.

Howard, be honest. Is there actually a scheduling issue, or did you just not want to see Phish?

It was a scheduling issue AND I am dodging a serious bullet on that.

I, for one, am greatly disappointed I won't get to vicariously experience Howard Kremer at a Phish show. I think you should attend one of the San Francisco or Denver shows with Harris.

No thank you

Kulap: Favorite memory from filming Parks and Rec?

I was just so thrilled to be working with Amy and Adam and Mike from Breaking Bad.

KuKu, considering that you can't always be there for Howard, have you considered getting him into some kind of assisted living / life coaching program?

Howard: That's a great idea.

Kulap: Let me handle my mom first and we'll talk about it. I'll put it on my list.

Which dead celebrities would you have wanted to have on the podcast most? Why?

Kulap: Christopher Reeves 'cause he's Superman

Howard: Keith Moon from the Who, Brooke Burke.

Mr Motorcycle, if you could be any frozen summah treat, what would you be and why?

Itzakadoozie. Delicious. Available only at amusement parks.

New business venture: "Itzabeerkoozie" A beer koozie styled after a Itzakadoozie. The ultimate Summah treat mashup.

Thanks, O Henry!

Hey, Wie and Ku! Thanks so much for making are lives so much brighter and for doing this today.

While nothing is greater than basking in the glory of summah, aaaaaaautumn and Wintah are inevitable. Some custom knee-high socks to buy on Earwolf would be splendid. Could this be a possibility?

P.S.- The new cast with Maron is awesome!

Please email your interest to Earwolf! If the public demands, we must supply!

Howard - what is your opinion on Action Bronson. I like him, but I can't get over how much he sounds like Ghosteface. Since you are on a country tip these days - listen to Lera Lynn. She did a cover of TV on the Radio's 'Wolf Like Me' that will blow your skirt up.

Come on don't give me compound crust!

True dat. Very entertaining gentlemen.

When is the next live WC on VPN?

Tomorrow! 6 PM pacific. Special guests!

Howard, looking forward to seeing you in Denver at High Plains... want to rage?

Bath salts, please

How did the concept of the podcast come about?

Was there really a goose in the studio during the Ben Schwartz episode?

How do we save summah? Is Obama to blame?

Yeah, we got a goose.

What guest has not been on that you would love to have?

Kulap: Louis CK, Amy Poehler Howard: David Lee Roth

Howard, why didn't you cosplay as the escapee at comic-con?

Wooaahhh! I like that question. Didn't have my face drum mallet.

Did you guys have fun at comic con? I saw both of you separately at different points in the weekend!

Oh really! Yep, until I was hungover on Sunday - Kulap

Yep, until I was tired- Howard

Howard, what is the most "Summah" day of non-Summah?

ooh good question. I would have to say it's May 3-1.

Did you know that dinosaurs are extinct?

Yea. Except for the Loch Ness and the Komodo Dragon. Did you know an octopus can do math?

So when will the Mama Vilaysack doc rock our frocks?

I'm shooting it starting Friday, hopefully within the year but it's hard to say

Your skin is radiant

Thankum you! R U Chick?

Hey guys... when can we hang out?

Right now bro. Come over.

So...who actually charted?

Kulap.

I will support Shredstaurant. I've been getting the word out for you Howard. Love the podcast!

Thank you!

Howard, how's the clench? It seems to have gotten better as you don't mention it as often.

Kulap, I just wanted to say I appreciate your positive attitude about things. You guys brighten my day.

The clench is on the run. This is clenchbustah summah. I'm amazed how fixed it is getting, I thought I may need surgery or something.

If a palm tree falls in a beach and no one is around to hear it, does summah continue for six more weeks?

are you chick?

Howard, I know you're all about the Summah, but what is your favorite WINTAH activity?

Kulap, You were hilarious in your Parks and Rec cameo! What show would you love to have a guest spot on next?

Howard: Recording Have a Summah songs

Howard: I see Kulap on Silk Stocking, Hardcore Pawn Chicago...I could see her on Devious Maids, Fuse News.

Howard, when does your stand up album come out, if you know at all?

We're gonna call that Sept.

Hello! If you were going to face each other in a boxing match, what song would you each have playing as you entered the ring?

Ooooo wow wow wow wow.

"Mama Said Knock You Out"- Kulap

Oh fuck, gimme ah, gimme ah...is it over already? "Read these Nikes" - Howard

Howard, have you ever experimented with crystals ... what do you reckon to their healing powers?

Uhhh crystals...crystal gale don't make my brown eyes blue

Lovvvve the show! The Howard-Kulap dynamic is endlessly entertaining. Have You ever considered user submitted charts? Could be a great way to get fans more involved and Howard And Ku riffing on the chart would surely be gold. Oh, and what's a guy gotta do to get a Springsteen rock? Thanks for the 'cast!

Yea we use user submitted charts on Tooch when Kulap gets lazy.

Make that gift chart theme play for a Springsteen rock.

Kulap, would you mind listing your favorite comics right now, not including Gail Simone? I think Image has been killing it. Howard, I've been inspired by you this Summah, been saying yes to everything! Love the show. Thanks guys.

Go back and read flaming carrot! - Howard

When are you going to do the Howard theories episode?

Also, can I just say I get you, Howard. Keep doing what you are doing.

I started to pull back on that idea because I started telling people what I believe and it was a slow slog...if you don't get my references....as a kid, as a child, it seemed that religion would be gone by the time we are adults, so I think I just inherently have these beliefs that are hard to explain to others

Howie and Ku-Ku, I want to know your favorite signatures on the Earwolf studio table, respectively.

Also Howie, I'm digging your hair. Last Samurai. Get it.

Are you chick? - Howard

Snaggle Tooth or Trip to Italy?

Trip to Italy!

hey guys! thanks for all of the entertainment! bye! :)

Save it! - Howard.

What are some good ways to have a Summah on a budget?

upn, um um carpool to the beach, um um steal an ice cream truck, um um dry hump a dune

Howard, have you ever thought about joining up with the nerdcore hip hop scene? If you listen to it, anyone you would like to collab with?

Give me multiple choices

which is your favorite food, real milk dirt cup or mustard?

Mustard.

Hey guys, love Whoch and Twoch!

Will Lee be answering any questions today? Also, what happened to engineer Doug?

Howard: Yeah Lee can answer some questions! Doug left the building.

You said at one point you would be doing a live show in Chicago but it never materialized. Any chance of doing one in the future?

Definitely. We both want to.

R U Chick?

Kulap: What, if any, TV shows are you currently loving?

Howard: Any musical artists that have recently caught and held your attention?

Kulap: This is embarrassing, but Big Brother! Baggage & Family Feud with Steve Harvey.

Howard: Oh, yes, I would say um um um ASAP Rocky, Bro Safari, Knife Party

Kulap, I asked Scott this earlier today on Uproxx, but I wanted to see your answer too. How did you and Scott meet/court each other?

Kulap: At a fourth season Mr. Show taping

Ku: any chance you could get Matt Fraction or Brian K Vaughan in for some charts? Hawkeye and Saga need some Howard examination

I would love that! Maybe David Mack can help us! Please tweet at them on our behalf :)

Last year, on the recommendation of Kulap, I made 'Slow Down' by 'The Team' my 2012 SONG of SUMMAH! Can we get some recommendations for a 2013 SONG of SUMMAH?

Summah is almost halfway done and I feel lost.

Wild for the Night, Royals by Lorde

Summah's not ovah. Go hard!

Hey guys. My sister and I are big fans! We live in Baltimore. Any chance of you guys taking the show east?

We'd love to do a show on the east coast, just a matter of getting it together!

We want to. If you felt empowered you could help make arrangements to do that!

hey guys! love the podcast. it really gets me through the day when I need it. I just started listening.to it and keep being surprised that howard spent time in dc, my current location, and was wondering how his time was here.

it does seem like a very un summah place

thanks a.lot guys

I was a waiter at American Cafe in Georgetown and Mr. Gaddy's in College Park. - Howard

I can not imagine being served by Howard - Kulap

If you could travel back in time to your childhood what advice would you give yourself?

Twist - what advice would you give each others childhood self?

Kulap: Your life will get progressively better. For Howard, I would say your moms gonna throw away your toys on this date, grab 'em before she does!

Howard: Don't get mad, let people think you're a girl. To Young Ku I would say stay away from them gangsters in the food court.

Hey Wie - can a summah secret be shared between two people? My bff and I did something secret on our summah beach vacation last week and don't plan on telling anyone!

p.s. I'm a chick!

p.p.s. As a fellow large chested lady I love you Kulap! :)

Kulap: Big tittie hug!

Howard: A secret is when you know something and nobody else knows nothin'

If I pieced things together correctly, it sounded like Howard has been hanging with Jody Highroller aka riffraff. Is there discussion of getting him on the podcast?

P.S. Howard, I fully support you buying a smart car. Follow your dreams. Achieve greatness.

Howard: Would love to get Jody. Saw him twice this summer. Smart car too big.

Kulap: Howard just wants a sidecar.

Can you guys do a live bizarro Who charted?

We would love to!

1. Howard, is your clench improving? Do you have any tips for other clench-sufferers that do not include amateur skewer acupuncture?
2. Kuku & WieWie: Who would be your ideal Who Charted guest? If you could get Trey from Phish on the show, would you let Harris in the room, or would you set up an elaborate to-do list for him to be allowed entry?

Harris is my boy and yes I would set up a Rube Goldberg maze that would lead to Trey on Who Charted? - Kulap

Ku: After coming back from Comic-Con, what books are you most looking forward to? What are your favorite current on-goings?

Howie: Have you considered regrowing the Austin Stories sideburns? I think they'd pair well with the samurai knot.

Thanks for making Wednesday and Friday my favorite drives to work.

Kulap: Red Sonya, I need to get Neil Gaiman's new novel and I'm like three weeks backed up so I need to crack in to what I already have.

Howard: Ooh, not a bad idea!

Wiewie have you put out any more fires since the one next door - literally or virtually?

Yes I have.

Kulap says: Crotch fires

I put out.

To you both: How's your summah?

For Howard: why did you decide to lay off the Mary Jane? And, how's it going so far?

Kulap: You rule! I've heard you on both Paul and Janet's shows, and you seem like a really conscious, compassionate and awesome lady. Keep being rad! And since that wasn't a question, what's your favorite smoothie recipe?

Howard: It's going very well. I'm a Weekend warrior. It's so I could join the new age, and just be productive in the digital world.

Kulap: Thank you! 9 oz of ice cold milk, a little bit of water, some ice, frozen strawberries, 2 scoops of chocolate protein powder, a half a handful of almonds, and a big handful of kale.

How How- The dates for Summahfest '13 in Portland aren't on the Helium website. What's the date on that?

8/4

Howard, what do you do when you are not recording the podcast?

We do discuss it. Listen to Two Charted?!

Will you have Ian Karmel on the show when he moves to LA? Him and Funches are best buds. We know Funches is a hit. I think Ian would be too. Give him a try.

I love Ian. Sure, he's hilarious.

For Kuku and Wewe

Who would you love to have on Who Charted that's never been on the show before?

Poehler, Louis C.K

Who would you choose to direct a movie version of the Connivers? Would "not Summah" be the villain?

Kurosawa or Almodovar

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We're doing one tomorrow with special co-host April Richardson instead of Ku! Tune in!

We wish that we were on camera right now doing this AMA!

What's Chip Pope like in person?

Howard: The first time I ever had a conversation with him, he was on a 10-speed bike. While he was talking, I wrote the words "Misbegotten Douche" on his bike tire. He looked down and saw it and immediately pedaled away.

Howard, is the top knot a temporary thing, or will it be with us all SUMMAH?

Kulap: I hope it's temporary

Howard: Jesus, Kulap, you're the one who told me to go long with the hair!

KuKu, does Wee-wee have any other super secret nicknames we should be aware of?

Howard doesn't but I was christened a new name at 3 am - iced boba. - Kulap

Hey Howard! I know summah for you occurs at the beach, but what about a lake? I'm on a beautiful lake right now and having an amazing summah. And hello Kulap, tell Rocky hello. <3

Howard: Lake is great. Ocean is greater.

Kulap: Rocky says Hi!

Howard, I'm going to see you live in Arcata, CA in a few weeks. Should I wear my Summah attire? Or should i come in a more laxed attire?

R U CHICK?

Did I miss all the fun?

No