I am an ex prostitute AMA

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Best question so far.

20 bucks says it's something thoughtful and sobering like "holding me close like he doesn't care what I do" and we all feel really shitty about ourselves for the rest of the day.

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So i had a scenario I wanted to run by a woman of the night, and i just wanted your take on it:

*Requisites for lady of the night: *

-Must have some notable athletic ability, preferably in basketball

-Must have seen 'Forrest Gump' and 'Rudy' at least twice a piece, and must be able to recite the insightful janitor's quote from 'Rudy'.

Material Requirements: -A rental of a school gym for the night (Locker room included)

-Appropriate dress for aformentioned sport of expertise

-Necessary equipment for again aformentioned sport

-One full adidas track suit (Red)

Itinerary:----------------------------------

2100 Hours (00:00):

You begin practicing your sport in the reserved gym, pacing yourself rigorously to have achieved both a physically and mentally exhausted state in roughly one hour. Ensure that the minimal amount of lighting is used in the gym to ensure an isolated, 'inspirational late night self-improvement' feel.

2200 Hours (01:00):

I walk in silently, standing just on the edge of the lighting. You don't notice me at first. I then walk into the light and say "No matter how hard you try, you'll never be able to go back and make that shot". You are noticeably startled, and for reasons unbenounced to me, your face gently fades to the edge of tears. I take steps closer and grab a ball immediately in front of me, bouncing it a few times, and looking over it's texture I appear to be pondering an intelligent statement. I begin shuttering and sharply toss the ball away from myself. After a small silence, I look up slowly and say something along the lines of "We can't change our past, but we can prepare for our future".

2210 Hours (01:10):

I begin furiously coaching you, screaming at the top of my lungs, forcing repeated sprints across the court, up the bleachers, at times yelling "THINK OF THEIR FACES! REMEMBER THEM!!??"

2300 Hours(02:00):

You are on the edge of cardiac arrest, having been refused rest, food, or water by me. Regardless of your exhaustion, you push on, but are becoming curious as to my silence for the last few minutes. You slowly stop running, and find that I have disappeared. As the throbbing of your heart and the heaving breaths begin to subside, you begin to hear a quiet sobbing from a non-lit bleacher.

2310 Hours(02:10):

Coming upon the doubled over pile of track suit seemingly embedded in the back row of the bleachers, I look up, face covered in tears. My eyes reflect a sadness and pain which you've never seen. I begin telling you about my failed basketball career, and how my past has haunted me from ever chasing my dreams. You comfort me and tell me you'd like to show me something.

2330 hours (02:30):

We enter the locker room, you direct my sorrow-ridden state of existence to a bench near the foot of your locker, and turn to meticulously position the light to navigate the combination of the lock. You open the locker, shattering the silence with a reverberating clack and creak of a metal door. Inside the locker is a solitary boombox. You press play. Europe's 'The Final Countdown' begins playing, and you proceed to recite the insightful Janitor's quote from Rudy. At first I am confused by the lack of continuity between your situation and that which the quote portrays, but shortly before the quote is finished, i yell "I MUST GO THIS ALONE", rip my track suit off revealing am undersized unitard, and sprint out of the building, never to be seen again.

2340 Hours (02:40)

You begin cleaning up, making sure to turn off all lights, put equipment away, and take special care to make sure the gym is locked up so I/You get the security deposit back for the rental.

So is this unreasonable? It's 3 hours of work tops, so I'd wonder what a a reasonable price would be...

Edit: Did i add being back by midnight is part of the deal?

I can't believe I read through the whole thing. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SEX SCENE?!

Favorite cereal?

Cocoa pops

If I transferred some money with paypal, would you fist yourself while moaning: 'ahh reddit, give me upvotes, reddit ah, yes baby, cats baby, ahh'?

Hahahahaha. Yes... But I can't fist myself so i have to pass to the cats. Dammit.

My brother told me that he fucked a hooker that snorted his cum off a coffee table. Is this something you ever experienced? Do you think he is lying to me? Can you prove it? He's an asshole.

Hahahahahhhahaha. Did he pay her to do it? I couldn't do that... But if he paid her he could be telling the truth.

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Got black out drunk and ended up there. I wanted to be a stripper but he put me in a room and gave me condoms etc and made me sign a contract. Woke up next morning with a card and a grand.

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Some drunk guy waited for me outside of work for hours. Then tried to take me home.

Would you ever orgasm? If so how often?

By clit all the time. It doesn't take long. Not by penetration

What was your relationship with your father like?

He was never there for me when I was young. Broke up with mum and age 6. From then on I saw him once a week till I was 18. I love my dad.

Have teens ever paid for sex?

Yes, I had an 18 year old from australia. He was real shy and awkward haha. But a lot of teenagers come in.

How much money total did you make doing this?

20+grand in a couple of months. Over rugby world cup was the best time.

man I really had to dig for the only reason I came here. I wish I could make that kind of money for fucking ugly old ladies. I'd do it in a snap

did you normally enjoy the sex you were having? or did it just feel like work most of the time?

If the guy is rude and has no respect for women the time goes super slow and I want to get out ASAP. But if he respects me and he's actually good? Well yeah it's enjoyable. Number one question I usually get from clients. And I usually just say I'm a sex addict and I do it for sex not money

were the guys generally good looking or bad-looking? Any examples of what clients were like?

Ohhh god. Some were ugly but really nice. The attractive ones usually new they were hot and actually were douches.

Which ones did you prefer if you had to choose

My favorite was an I.T Asian guy. Super shy and awkward. I walked in and thought socially awkward penguin. He had to get the blanket perfect

You mentioned this guy a couple of times.. did you only see him once, or was he a regular? Was it that unusual for a client to be shy and awkward?

Have you ever given a Z-job?

Sorry. A what?

Describe the best sex you've ever had with a client.

The guy was Asian. He came up to me and spoke perfect English. From California and he massaged ME ! It's the little things that count

If you had an infinite number of lego, what would you build?

This guy asks the right questions.

What was the strangest thing any of your clients requested?

Where was this club? If it was located in a place where prostitution is normally illegal, how was this any different from a legal perspective?

To watch child porn while the guy fingers me.... And another wanted to fuck and ejaculate on my fake leather bag.

Oops and it's legal in my country. So we have security etc. it's just much more safe I think

Sorry if I didn't catch it but what country are you from?

I didn't mention. New Zealand.

As a New Zealander, what are your opinions on the MMP system. Were you pleased/dissapointed/indifferent when you heard about the election result to retain the system?

Putting the second A in AMA.

Whereabouts in New Zealand? My Dad used to run a Brothel in Auckland. He insists he was the best pimp in history. Treated the girls right and such.

Oh oh oh my turn to ask a question. Did your dad ever sleep with any o the girls? The boss was ******** Chow! And he owns the club. He's puttin one in Auckland apparently. He sleeps with all the girls.

Do you ever find yourself with an odd longing to go back to the job, besides the reason being money? I used to deliver pizza and the money was awful (Domino's is a shitty company, I don't know if they're in New Zealand) but I still miss the job itself. There was a certain thing about getting the product, finding the route, traveling it, then getting money and people being happy that they got their pizza that was just addicting.

Yes we have dominos. Yummm Anyway I ALWAYS think to myself that any other job I have, the money wont Even compare. But Yes, it's like a big family. The good over powers the bad. I've learned so much out of it and met so much people.

What was the biggest act of humanity that you saw while working?

About 12 inches.

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What age were you when you started? Stopped? Now?

Started 18-19. Finished 19. I'm 19 now.

do most people only do this work for a short amount of time? or did you work with a lot of long-term prostitutes?

A Couple girls have been there for years. It's crazy. Some girls work then leave cause it fucks with your head. You need to be strong, people think its easy.

For just straight-up sex, what is the record for shortest and longest time it took for the client to ejaculate?

shortest was- he hadn't undressed I got naked and he came. He was not all there though so it doesn't count. And some guys just don't finish and leave

Well at least now I know I last longer than somebody out there!

Just keep telling yourself that. Haha nah someone always has it worse off don't worry. When it comes to sex I don't care how big your penis is, how long you last or any of that. No girl should care, as long as your got something else that out shines it. Like personality

Or shoe polish.

Or diamonds.

Who had the smelliest penis you've ever encountered?

An Asian that just had a head. No shaft. It must be lost in pubes.

Edit: Oops. Thought you said smallest. They have to shower before and I make sure they wash it

What was the most common position? What was the strangest position?

On top. And no strange positions that I had to do. Just normal

When did you lose your virginity? What country did this happen in? What's the oldest and youngest guy you did?

15 New Zealand. And youngest was 18 and oldest.... Oh god 70something. I only gave him hand job cause he couldn't get hard. He told me his life story in 3hours

Did he have an interesting life?

It sounded real bullshit to me tbh.

Did you ever have anyone come that had absolutely horrid body odor?

We have showers in the room, they HAVE to shower. I have one guy from the philippines and he had boils and zits head to toe on his body.. And I had to massage him.

NOPE

YES

MAYBE

HOW MUCH?

FIVE DOLLARS

How did your family react to the situation?

They don't know.

How has this effected your normal sex life? DO you have a normal sex life? If you had a partner in the future, would you tell him/her?

Thanks for a great AMA!

I did while I was working but now I love it again. Before it felt like a job. I'm with my partner now and I don't think he can keep up. But I wouldn't know how to tell him

So, what are your GOOD stories? Any more BAD ones?

I had a 9hour job and got completely drunk with one client and he ended up so drunk we went back to his hotel (call out) and skateboarded, jumped on his bed, just danced the whole night. Was worth it. Some guys hold you down after the times up and keep on going till they finish. Some pull the condom off and try to keep going. Oh and some Asian tht didn't speak English txted the whole time. Lucky that lasted for a whole 4mins

What would, in your opinion, be the nastiest thing you'd do for cash? Any decent stories from your colleagues? Did you bang your boss? Who was the best guy you spent time with?

I have my boundaries. So I don't actually no how far I'd go. Depending what it is and for how much. Even kissing, fingering me, and oral on me is $100+. Other girl workers use toys, do anal, shit on people, all fetishes. But most are on p and need to support their family and drug life. I got heaps of clients so I didn't need extra money. And the first night when I was drunk and vulnerable he told me I had to demonstrate how "good" I am.

An the best guy was the guy I spent 9 hours with and didn't have sex or anything. Just drunk and ate

0.o how much did 9 hours of not-fucking cost him?

Over 2grand. Alot over it. Cause I kept persuading him to do bi doubles.

What are bi doubles? I mean... in this context (of not having sex!), what does bi doubles mean.

You get two girls of your choice and they can do stuff with each other aswell as do stuff to you.

Alot over 2grand. I was persuading him to bring other girls. And he took me out back to his house. He spent over a grand on different wine aswell

How many guys have you had sex with?

I would hate to think... Ive had over 200 bookings so I wouldn't have a clue.

Did you enjoy giving blowjobs? I ask because the difference between getting head from a girl who's just doing it, and getting head from a girl who really likes giving head is quite stark.

If its small no because pubes go into my nose and eyes... But I do love giving blowjobs.

lol this is a random question but did you have anyone come in that you thought might be gay? or any other awkward/similar situations

Yess!! A few actually. It's quite funny how they act and say things then after say "oh but I'm not gay "

hahaha noway! do you think they are trying to prove something to themselves? like they are in the closet? lol any other awkward moments? like maybe a money shot? no erection? (sorry if I sound a little blunt)

A guy that was not all there came into the room and I took my clothes off and he came in his pants. He was real embarased and I just said take a shower and lay on the bed

what was the tipping point that made you stop?

I finished studying and went home. No horrible reason why I left. Just wanted to go home

Did you get along with the other girls?

Most. There are groups. The druggy girls. The mummas.(they are usually together) The young new girls. It's kinda scary if you get in people's way OR if you do better then them

Have you ever had any female clients?

Nope. I do bi doubles etc. but no girl ever has booked me.

How do you feel when you have to have sex with someone who is very unattractive? Are you repulsed? Or do you normally reject these guys?

I've rejected once. It was this nice white guy who wanted to book me. Then he asked his friend (biiiig fat black guy with his crack showing that smelled like shit) if he wanted to join.

NOPE

What were/are the rates?

$290per hour. Girls get $120 of it. New Zealand currency.

Forgive me if this is too personal, but how much faith do you have in condoms? I have a lot of trouble trusting them as far as STIs go.

My biggest fair. I was always scared. But if you could see any sign on infection it's your right to ask questions etc and say no.

Edit: Fear

What are you doing now?

I was studying back then. Now I'm looking for a full time job, hope I don't get back into that line of work.

How often do you use a condom? Do you normally suggest using it or does the client? Does the price increase if a condom isn't used?

I would NEVER not use a condom. We can also get fired. The first an last time I charged extra for oral without a condom he left and stole back the money and I couldn't get him banned because I broke the rules. Lesson learnt

I saw your post the other day, did you decide to share your secret with your boyfriend or your best friend? I was going to tell you not to share it with anyone but reddit btw.

I didn't. I just wouldn't know where to start. I've told one really good friend. But she was mature about it

What does a legal hooker dress like?

I dress up for certain holidays etc. Most of the times just in dance club dresses. Or sometimes lingerie.

Did you ever fall in love?

With a client? If so, god no. I don't try to enjoy it just incase I get feelings with regular clients or something.